Thursday, July 17, 2025

About Dover Beach

Mad-eyed, foam-flecked rumours on social media that Saturday will see a mass invasion of Dover Beach. Not one led by migrants, though. This time it’ll be stout-limbed, pink-hued defenders of the British way of life on the sands, doubtless screaming bleeding chunks of Matthew Arnold at the baffled boat people until they skedaddle back home.

...and we are here as on a darkling plain
Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight,
Where ignorant armies clash by night.

2 comments:

James Henry said...

On the pebbles, surely.

CulturalSnow said...

Fair point. Sand always feels uncomfortably foreign, anyway.