Apologies to those of you (Bob) who have been waiting for the Morrissey review. Will be here soon, honest. In the meantime, Patroclus directs us to a review of every number one single of the millennium in Stylus magazine. If music criticism can be reduced to an essence of laughing at ugly, subnormal people with unpleasant haircuts, then this is definitive stuff. No, I don't remember Tomcraft either.