Small Boo's cracked a pre-molar. The dentist offered her an appointment at half past two. (Remember where we live. Think about it, with particular reference to The Bumper Book Of Slightly Racist Jokes For Kids, and similar tomes... Got it? Great.)
Unfortunately, she had a meeting then, and couldn't make it. I think she's more annoyed about that missed opportunity than about the tooth itself.
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It could be worse: she could have been admitted to a psychiatric hospital in Paris. Or decided to stay put in Bucharest. Or chosen to go on holiday to Jamaica.
Sadly, however, our dog has a nose.
It's almost worth getting married to be able to do the Jamaica joke.
Rubbery.
Sorry about your dog, though. I came across a Deer with no eyes the other day. Beats me.
Or you could have pushed her off a cliff in Mexico.
But I'm not getting the dog/nose thing?
My dog's got no nose.
How does it smell?
Bloody awful.
But now it's my turn. Cliff in Mexico? Is that like "What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?"
Ew.
Q. Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
A. Tequila
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