[a blog by tim footman]
Just a shame that Mike got comments. I know they were all taking the piss out of him but he'd probably think that was because the commenters are all Guardian readers. I'd like to send Mike on a holiday to Westworld, just him and the robots. No human interaction whatsoever."Would you like to hear my new song, guys?"
I actually feel sorry for the commenters who've slagged off Mike "I'm Backing Boris!!!!!!!!!" Read.They'll probably each receive a personal visit from Mike's frightening stalker, Blue Rose Tulip Read. A fate worse than death.
That Mike Read article's comments are brilliant.
But Mike is one of the robots, Geoff. Look at his face. It's clearly detachable.It's a little known fact that Read is actually stalking Blue Tulip, Betty. But it's for charidee and he doesn't like to talk about it.I'm thinking of turning them into a blook, Billy. It's highly feasible.
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