
Of course, Senator Brownback holds resolutely conservative views on such hot-button issues as gay marriage, abortion, immigration and blowing up Abroadistan. So it's unfortunate that the word 'Brownback' suggests to me one or more of the following:
a) A slang term for a variety of heroin. ("Sheesh man, that gelcap o' brownback laid me out for two days.")
b) A slang term for an illegal immigrant. ("The harbour police just intercepted a crate with two dozen brownbacks come to work as hookers.")
c) Something unimaginable for which gentlemen advertise their fondness by means of a complex code of handkerchiefs in the back pocket. Or non-consenting variant of the same. ("That dumbass on my landing got uppity over a meth deal, so I got six brothers to brownback him in the showers. Mofo couldn't sit down for a week.")
Sorry, I've been watching The Wire.
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This guy is one of the three Republicans running who claim to not "believe" in evolution. THREE OF THEM! Gentlemen, I present your final proof AGAINST the theory of intelligent design - why would the so-called 'intelligent' designer design such stupid people?
It is a little bit sad that a great nation founded on the principles of the Enlightenment seems to have taken a second look at those principles and said "Naah, don't fancy them much."
Could it also be a browner, solider, more horrific version of "splashback", the lavatorial phenomenon to which most of us, at some point in our lives, have fallen victim?
In which case, Richard, what's a Mitt Romney? I've always thought it was an anagram...
They all have comedy names this year. As if a name that rhymes with "Osama" wasn't bad enough, his middle name is "Hussein".
He's still going to win though. Huzzah.
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