Selections from Paul Morley's Words and Music (Bloomsbury, 2003), to commemorate Celebrity Big Brother being won by a non-celebrity:
*Celebrity is as fake as fuck and as real as anything.
*Celebrity is made up out of boredom and disappointment.
*Celebrity is a rumour about itself.
*Celebrity is the titillating balance between everybody being as famous as each other and everybody being as anonymous as each other.
*Celebrity is coming down in flames.
*Celebrity is a copy of something else that we then copy.