Sunday, December 25, 2005


Seems it's suddently fashionable in talking-head circles (Stephen Fry, Ian Hislop, Julie Burchill et al) to announce that one loves Christmas "as unfashionable as that sounds".

Well if I can be (un?)fashionable by denouncing this fashionable unfashionability, and announce that Christmas is acceptable behaviour if one is either:

a) a Christian, or;

b) eight years old or below.

If not, it's about as much fun as chronic sinusitis.

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