Thursday, December 11, 2008

Less than Jake

Apparently, Brokeback Mountain was shown on Italian TV on Monday night without the gay bits. Which is more ludicrous than Hamlet without the prince. Paris without the Eiffel Tower? Jethro Tull without flute solos? Your turn.

PS: More disappearing homosexuals here.

8 comments:

The Bureauista said...

Jurassic Park without the dinosaurs.
Beethoven's Fifth without violins.
Baked beans on toast without the toast, or the baked beans.

Vicus Scurra said...

Sarah Palin without the tits.

clodhopper said...

Bill without Ben...

garfer said...

Withnail without the I.

Tim Footman said...

Bureauista: But still with the plate, I hope?

VS: Sorry, I thought for a moment there that "the tits" was the name of one of Palin's children.

Clodhopper: They gave Bill his own show when Ben left. It was about policemen in South London, you may have seen it.

Or even worse, Garfer, "I". Two hours of Paul McGann wandering around looking pained and hoping Richard Griffiths doesn't do bumsex on him.

Boz said...

Avant without the Garde.

Morning without coffee.


What did they show in Italy - a film about a camping trip???

realdoc said...

Jaws without the shark

The Clangers without the Soup Dragon

Geoff said...

The Ramones in smart suits.