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Now why does that last post say that it's 5.19 tomorrow morning? I'm not that drunk, surely.

God, his second posting and he's already getting metafictional...

OK, what's this blog going to be about? Well, I'll probably talk about books I'm reading (currently The Harmony Silk Factory by Tash Aw and Authenticity by David Boyle) and, while we're at it, films I've seen recently and music croaking its way into my mind (Super Furry Animals, Vanity Set and Aretha live at the Fillmore West). And then I might have a wee rant about one of my pet political peeves (probably something to do with education) and then something terribly rueful about bad haircuts or trapped wind or my inability to get to grips with predictive text.

Or maybe not...