A rub-on gel that might become the first over-the-counter remedy for erectile dysfunction is due to go into clinical trials by the end of this year.
The Sexual Dysfunction Association (I bet they have really fun parties) warned: "Only after a careful evaluation will we be able to say whether this is a great tool or not."
(Incidentally, the bloke pictured in the BBC story - not the guy at the left - appears to be rubbing his nose. Is there something I've been doing wrong for the last few decades?)
Also for your delectation: the wonderful world of knitted pop stars (I'm particularly fond of Jimi Hendrix); and a man called Dr Tits.