Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Laid out

Can’t for the life of me remember where I found this, and it was only two days ago. I feel like one of those respectable ladies who enters the menopause and starts nicking evaporated milk from Fortnum & Mason. Anyway, if it belongs to anyone, please yell, and I’ll acknowledge, and get my medication changed. And give the evaporated milk back.

7 comments:

Rog said...

Very good. However, I think you'll find that Fortnum & Mason don't actually sell Evaporated Milk.

(I thought this post deserved a comment from a fucktard nitpicking an insignificant bit of the story. )

Art said...

Well, Rog stole my nitpick idea, so I'll just say I quite like the diagram.

emordino said...

Twere on reddit anyway, so a bit of digging there will show the original source. A bit of digging by someone else, naturally.

Tim Footman said...

See now befuddled I am, Rog? I even nicked something that doesn't exist.

Thank you, Art. I'll pass that on to the originator if s/he ever shows up.

Digging, Emordino? In this weather? Bollocks to that.

Valerie said...

Ouch. Awfully on the money.

dh said...

I'd better nick that quick before anyone adds a few taskbars and popups.

Tim Footman said...

It is, isn't it, Valerie? How close to truth can satire get before it stops being funny?

Don't forget the virtual Post-Its, Dick.