Surely Charles when looking for something filthy to say to Camilla, should have consulted his Leonard Cohen LPs which are full of sometimes sordid, always amusing witticisms instead of coming out with the rather disturbing "I'd like to come back as one of your tampons in the next life" remark.
"Great Babylon was naked, oh she stood there trembling for me, and Bethlehem inflamed us both like the shy one at some orgy. And when we fell together all our flesh was like a veil that I had to draw aside to see the serpent eat its tail."
Although, since that one begins "the rain falls down on last year's man", maybe it's not a favourite of the guy who's been waiting for a proper job for nearly 60 years.
Surely Charles when looking for something filthy to say to Camilla, should have consulted his Leonard Cohen LPs which are full of sometimes sordid, always amusing witticisms instead of coming out with the rather disturbing "I'd like to come back as one of your tampons in the next life" remark.
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"Great Babylon was naked, oh she stood there trembling for me, and Bethlehem inflamed us both
ReplyDeletelike the shy one at some orgy. And when we fell together all our flesh was like a veil that I had to draw aside to see the serpent eat its tail."
Although, since that one begins "the rain falls down on last year's man", maybe it's not a favourite of the guy who's been waiting for a proper job for nearly 60 years.
Picture charlie kneeling at the alpha and omega - ugh!
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